The “Quotables”

Just wanted to write it down while fresh in my head. 

I was baking brownies yesterday and Bradley thinking they were cookies said “I smell cookies.  Cookies of JOY!”

He also was just decorating his pop up tent using tape and Christmas ribbon and I caught him singing “You don’t know your beautiful” by One Direction.  Then when he was all done he said “There, all decorated for Santa! I will leave it right in front of the coffee table where his cookies will be!” 

Today, as he was going outside he said to me when I noticed his flip flops on his feet “I just got these out of Easton’s room while he was sleeping and he didn’t even move a bit.  Yeah, that’s right, I’m pretty magic!”

Last night we were at a friends house and two of Brad’s friends were keeping an eye on my three boys and playing with them while the girls mingled and I hear Bradley exclaim, “You just hit me in the nuts!” They were having so much fun rough housing with Brian and Rojo.  I seriously did not even know Bradley knew what “nuts” were!! I am so in for it!!

Yesterday in the car when I finally saw Bradley at 4 in the afternoon from picking him up from and after school playdate.  I wanted to catch up on his day so I said “ How was school today?  Who did you play with at recess?” (Side note is he has been having some recess issues with one kid that hopefully is better now.  Nothing too bad) Anyways, Bradley said “It was good.  I played with Presley actually! She is like my best friend now at school.” I said “Oh, well that’s great.  Is she just a friend or you like her as a girlfriend?  He said “No, she’s just my friend Mom.” A minute later he says, “Well, I mean she's like my girlfriend!” Then Gavin chimes in with “I don’t like Presley, Brabwee, she smells like POOP!” Bradley screams in shock “She does not smell like POOP.  She is a girl and girls always smell sweet! They never smell like poop!!” Gavin repeated “yeah, Brabwee, she does!” Then Bradley says, “Mom, tell Gavin not to talk about Presley like that.  It’s not true! So I had a talk with Gavin but I could not believe what I was hearing.  First of all that Gavin knew to pick on Bradley’s so called girlfriend and then how defensive Bradley got. I feel like I entered the twilight zone and they were in high school arguing like that.

All of this has happened within the last two days.  Be sure to try and keep up! I know I sure can’t.  These boys…..